Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
the bouncer made me realize that puking in line does not get you in any faster
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
Reason #1 for no sex outdoors: Mosquito bites. Awkward, awkward mosquito bites.
shape ups are the best shoes to wear when youre stoned. its like walking on little trampolines every step.
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
True strength comes from lack of pants
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
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