all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
I've just informed her that you've voted her Chief-Adult-In-Charge-Of-Shit and that she will take the oath of office on Fri Dec 14th at 8 pm with her hand on a bottle of Jager.
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
Some mornings I close deals. Other mornings I puke out my window while I’m driving down the highway
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
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