I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
You'll probably laugh but I am currently in bed in the fetal position wrapped in only my ninja turtles towel. Save me.
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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