This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
I don't have a choice really. It's either lose 15 lbs by Halloween, or I'm going as a giant banana.
My ATM looks so different sober.
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
I got kicked out of the men's bathroom at the diner last night because i was straddling the sink attempting to pee with pants on. Beat that.
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
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