ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
Currently behind the bar at some asian place, pouring drinks for everyone with a snake around my neck
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
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