whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
She told me that for every Ravens touchdown, I'd get to come once.
Marry her. Marry her now. I'll help you steal the ring.
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
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