I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
take 2 Ambien then drink a Red Bull and watch Alice in Wonderland. Trust me.
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
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