it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
if happy hour never ends, you’ll never have to eat kale
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
Comedy Central is in dire need of more sitable faces late at night - Trevor Noah has a baby face - there are federal rules against those types of sexual fantasies
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
I think the hamburger goblin stole my cigarettes. I left my purse behind her table and they're not in it now.
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