That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
You know you had a good night when you wake up cuddling a baseball bat and a can of chicken noodle soup.
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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