who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
tonight lets celebrate not being married
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
Look on the bright side, one day you will get to tell your grandkids how grandpappy got roofied on his 21st and woke up in a for sale house missing his shoes
That moment when your whole family facetimed you just moments before you threw up all over the entire living room
At first I was nervous about leaving him my undergraduate legacy, but apparently he made out with lesbians, woke up with hickeys and a different shirt. My family name will survive.
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
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