I just snorted a line of adderall through a rolled up business card for the Michigan Law Admissions Office.... Tell me I'm not motivated
it's not cheating when I paid for it
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Boobs are out for the taking
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
I pour the whiskey from now on
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
Just looked at my bank statement. 9 out of 10 transactions on the first page were from 9 different bars. The 10th was for birth control pills at the pharmacy. I need to rethink my lifestyle.
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
Randomize
