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holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
Next time she asks for a ride to her "cousins" house and it turns out to be a booty call we're charging her for each mile.
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
I climbed on the arm of the futon, flapping my hand fan frantically and hissing imprecations at the smoke detector
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