what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
did you just send me my own nude
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
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