I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop.
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
I legit just woke up on my couch, snuggled up next to some guy who's wearing my roommate's pink bathroble. What the fuck do they put in those shots?
You kept saying you we're gonna puke and wanted to steal my pants
That does not explain the remnants of a small fire in my bathtub.
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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