and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
In America we eat man semen.
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
You have no idea how awkward it is fucking someone with the same name as your dog
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
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