Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
Times like this, when you talk openly about Tinkerbell being your spirit animal, are times when I'm allowed to question your sexuality.
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
I just hope the day something happens to me my phone just dies, like literally died and will never turn on ever again. I feel like God owes me that much.
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
Just got hit on by a 28-year old, quadraplegic, triple-cancer-survivor redneck. Now updating bucket list to meet newfound standards.
Girl behind me in line at CVS was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan B soon she might be a mom and that if we couldn't tell she'd be a horrible mom
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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