I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
Have you seen my high heels that I wore out?
You mean the one that you threw at the parked cop car or the one in the microwave?
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
I found an industrial strength sharpie in the drawer so I started writing BONER JAM 2014 on everyone's foreheads so they kicked me out
I could fuck to npr.
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
Randomize
