He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
It's ok, I may have just peed outside your car and used your whataburger napkins. Hope you weren't saving them for a special occasion.
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
It's 5am and I come home to you naked on the kitchen table and 3 people I never saw before fucking on the back porch ... and my weed gummy worms are gone. fuck you I'm taking your mom's offer
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Randomize
