is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
I asked him to get me another beer, and he started making muffins.
Do you ever wake up and realize playing beer pong with your parents wasnt a dream? Your mom really beat you
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