I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
just woke up and this girl had my cellphone nestled in the front of her thong. i kept thinking "is this a trap?"
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
Need to stop getting stoned with this chick, I keep waking up covered in pizza sauce
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
Of course I lose my iPhone but still manage to hold on to the ruler for my dirty teacher costume
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
LIKE ALL I WANT TO CURE MY HANGOVER IS PORKROLL AND LIKE 85% OF THIS COUNTRY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT IT IS
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
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