Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
I told him id do anything with him and he said angry pirate? So I said okay. Never seeing him again.
What's an angry pirate?
You dont want to know. If someone offers say no. Never ever do the angry pirate. Ever.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
So stoned that I pressed the unlock button on my car keys to walk into my bedroom...
The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.
On the plus side, he ate me out and gave me an orgasm. But he also talked about robots during sex and mispronounced it like the dad in the goldbergs and called them “robits”
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
