im pretty sure i tried to attack the vending machine last night
lol who won
well im in the hospital right now so u tell me
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
I just woke up with a cowboy hat on my face and a playboy from the 90s on my chest
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