not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her
Mars, I'm going to name my child horatio mars. He will hate me till he gets high. Then he'll understand
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
The uberlube is also flammable
I met her parents last night. Her dad smelled like weed and kept yelling "I HAVE ALLERGIES AHHH MY EYES ARE BURNING!" During dinner It had to be good weed he didn't even know he was yelling.
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
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