don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
i just google imaged poop.
He had one of those small greek statue penises
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
What if our hands were octopus tentacles?
You're an idiot.
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
EX BOYFRIEND'S TWINS WERE BORN TODAY. THIS CALLS FOR A MARG.
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
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