ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
Apple Jack is not a good idea for breakfast. Whiskey can't replace milk.
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
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