just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
So, looks like I managed to leave my bra in the boardroom after all the sex. FML.
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
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