Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
Dude, just paid my sister in vicodin to go out and buy me a slushie.
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
Nothing says "welcome to Denver" like a hot 18 year old giving you directions to the dispensary and ending up blowing you in the backseat
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
Isn't it funny how we're still best friends after that incident with the old lady in the bathroom
You fucking bailed on me. But I love you still
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