It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
i have a $600 bill for my ER visit in which they did nothing but suggest to me that i am an alcoholic.
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
Come on in and take your pants off
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