He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
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come find me please
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
I've also decided that the true test of whether or not you should marry a girl is if she will willingly blow you while you eat Oreos.
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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