Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
i'm sitting in the library realizing that the 2 most productive things i did this weekend was have sex and go to the liquor store...
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
Remind me never to take that much Vicodin ever again. I laid in bed measuring my heart rate for an hour and a half because I was afraid it would stop.
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
And change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat taco bell and try not to die. Brazilians another day.
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
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