why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Have you seen my high heels that I wore out?
You mean the one that you threw at the parked cop car or the one in the microwave?
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
Totally on the hot mess express last night. Mom said I was passed out on her kitchen floor. Told her I was drinking genuine tea.
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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