Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
She's like a pop up book from hell.
once I found out that a naked stripper wasn't gonna pop out of the cake I kind of just lost interest in the party
It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
She got called into work early but she left me a note that had directions to her roommates stash of weed on top of a two bacon and egg mcmuffins. I think I win.
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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