There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
My nipple ring got caught on the rug again. Tequila makes me unlearn these things
This is a test of Andrews drunk texting, had this been an actual drunk text, all the words would be spelled incorrectly and would be missing key verbs and nouns, followed by a request to not get fired.
Drunk at ten am watching Californication re runs. Being divorced rules.
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
I'm just crazy horny about you
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
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