How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
Right now I'm in a club where they are passing out glow in the dark dildos by the dozen. I don't think my life will ever get weirder than it is at this moment.
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
I may have passed out and puked all over the host's favorite couch, but three hours and a rip later, I was eating tiramisu in the bathtub with the birthday boy and a hot Italian.
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
Randomize
