That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
mmmm my 21st bday fucking sucks all my best friends are pregnant...selfish assholes. they just couldnt wait til after my bday.
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
I love you man I just want to hold you and fuck you until you only know my name
I don't know who you are but HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET MY NUMBER
Oh and it’s been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! 😂😂😂😬😳😇
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