Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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