Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
I'm fucking him on the second date. I don't give a fuck what Patti Stanger says.
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
Sit down my child. It's time you were told of my famous loss-of-virginity story entitled, "The Penis that Never Could."
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
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