So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
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