I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
Some rando is vomiting profusely into the garden outside the employee entrance. Where are you when things like this happen to me?
Vomiting outside the employee entrance
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
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