I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
I just wanted to tell you that the German word for "dickhead" can also be translated as "ass violin" and I think that's beautiful.
Okay. So did I kiss you last night? I know that I made out with someone. Or a few someones. But I'm pretty sure that I made out with you. Was that real life?
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
Dude, I just masturbated with my cat sleeping on my boobs....
You have GOT to get this crazy cat lady thing under control. I'm finding you a man. And you'll take him, and thank me. After that text, you have no right to be picky.
You peed on a flamingo?!?
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