1:57 a.m. Where did you go???
1:58 a.m. What are you doing? I want to go home with you, why aren't you responding?
2:11 a.m. Heading back to your place now, will you let me in?
"it" just moved
She went from zero to smokin in five shots
you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
I am midnight drunk by noon
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
So you actually don't remember giving head to the Neil Armstrong statue last night?
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
I'm going to sing sad and lonely Barbra Streisand songs at the top of my lungs if you don't get here soon
Aren't you proud to know somebody who texts you "manifold facade" while dumping frozen colada mix into a blender of rum
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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