i think my mom watched the whole time
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
Your tequila is gone. I suggest you bring more home before you go out for dinner. Money is taped to mailbox.
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
I have a fantastic sense of humor but being called a merman isn't funny
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
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