Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
Bad news: I found out that girl you want has a boyfriend. Good news: she'll probably cheat on him with you. Better news: after seeing the way she treats him, that's the most interaction you're going to want with her anyway. Trust me.
I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
Company meeting and there he was. Felt a little weird like 'last night you were telling me how your dick loves me, and now we're listening to a report on sales figures'.
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
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