maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
I knew my sister shouldn't have gone to the bacherlotte party. Two of the other brides maids have black eyes and my fiancé called me and asked if this is the crazy she's marrying
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
ugh my stomach is so upset-- didn't get a chance to take a violent enough hangover shit at work
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