I'm really into asian looking animals
You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
That isn't the worst part. It got a bazillion times more awkward when he read me a poem he wrote about his dead cat.
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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