apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
Remeber, hes got nothing better to offer you than drunk words and hairy balls.
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
I just woke up to me licking the dognuts
You mean Doughnuts?
......No :(
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
Two big black bouncers picked you up and escorted you to the elevator.
I didn't even do anything wrong. For all they knew I could have been on the US Olympic Gymnastic team. Would they kick Gabby Douglas out of a bar? I don't think so.
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
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