I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
The dog threw up again, this time IN the toilet. I've taught him well.
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
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