you threw up out the window, wiped your face with a twenty dollar bill, and threw that out the window too.
did we at least go back and get it?
how else do you think we got jack in the box...?
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
Just mixed my liver cleanse with Bacardi. Best. Thing. Ever.
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
Whoever decided it was a good idea to sell 40's at a bar with life-sized jenga deserves a nobel prize.
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
I just want this to serve as a reminder in the morning that the topic of conversation at last call was the penis size of jesus.
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