i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
But seriously, I love having sex with you and simultaneously know I never wanna date you.
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
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