My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
In debating whether or not it's worth getting out of bed and walking 5 feet down the hallway to go to the bathroom before I puke
You picked me up and threw me on a barstool and shoved shots in front of me.
Thats like the definition of a good friend
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
Nothing like cleaning dried puke off your floor to make you feel like you've failed as an adult.
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
rest in peace liver.
It was nice having you occupy space in my body that could be holding beer n chicken.
that's going in my livers obituary.
according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
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