kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
There is a 5-year old here fighting 'drunk monkeys'. He tried to knock a drink out of my hand with a plastic light saber...
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
My roommate just caught me cleaning a tostitos queso jar with my hand and eating it. He didn't judge. Bonding moment.
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
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