I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
i just used a urinal to avoid climbing stairs, i need to quit drinking.
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
As the bouncer was escorting you out, you yelled "keep your filthy dick beaters off me!"
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
The last thing I remember is singing hotel California with a hobo and asking every bald man I saw if I could touch his head.
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
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