Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
Turns out Woolite can get the cum stains out of her moms couch.
Aparently his snake got loose in the middle of the night. Not a sex joke, he has a fucking snake
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
I almost had sex at the fire station last night and I need you to acknowledge all the awesomeness that is in that sentence.
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
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