who the fuck tagged pancake nipples on my profile picture?
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
I'm so hungover even the car commercials make me nauseas
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
He fell off a seesaw, tore half his ear off and somehow convinced the paramedic he was allowed to have a beer while being treated
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
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