The worst thing about having a parent with a prius is that they can walk in on you without any warning
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
So I purposely left a bunch of metal in my pockets so that the smokin hot TSA officer would give me a pat down. Airport security just got fun
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
Did we literally take a cab across the street
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
I am on my way right now and I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU EAT MY BURRITO YOU WILL NEVER SEE MY TITS AGAIN
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
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