She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
I woke up and we were making out. So the good news is that after two years off the market, I haven't lost a step. I'm picking up girls in my sleep now.
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
I jumped out of a moving car going sixty into my driveway because I had to shit so bad. It is not a good day today.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
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