Being alone has allowed me to flourish into a complete weirdo
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
when the police officer said he was gonna take a picture of the car accident, you asked if you should pose on the hood
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
I couldn't really understand you because you were really quiet and I said "I don't know what you're saying, it's kind of a big mumble" and you said "that sums up my life"
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
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