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say what?
wanna hang out?
Kris Allen: Jason Mraz mixed with John Mayer and a splash of orgasmmm
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
Is it bad that John just came to my work to have sex with me bc I felt bad that he slept on his porch last night locked out and I missed all his calls?
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
Dude, do you think he'd be pissed if he found out that I always reference him as my starter husband?
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
Umm... When he walked in I shot him with my confetti gun... It's a wonder my booty calls even show up.
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