Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Apparently you walked through my house with your dress on your head
My text messages all automatically add Zs on them cause of your skank ass messages you send me
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
I wanna get so drunk next week I throw up on a guy's genitals. I want to be that memorable for someone.
Found a 10-can wizard staff hidden in our closet. Did we cut someone off?
That's yours. We cut you off.
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
You called to teach me about fire safety, meowed a whole bunch, said "I hope you are not on fire" and hung up.
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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