so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
mornings like this make me wish i was morman.
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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