The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip 😂😂😂
Your skills amaze me
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
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