Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
I just remembered you had me meet your law professor while I was wasted...how'd that go?
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
I had an awesome dream where you were a stegosaurus and I was a triceratops and we were hiding from a t-rex and had mad dino sex
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