i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
You know the commpass Jack Sparrow has? The one that just points at whatever you want? Thas pretty much my moral compass.
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
I just had a flashback of 4:30am: me hugging the toilet bowl and you handing me a jar of pickles to open. There is something seriously wrong with us.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
Literally just stood behind a guy in line at Walmart get his card declined when he attempted to purchase condoms. That's rock bottom.
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