Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
I wish i had a shirt that said, "I know what you're thinking and it's not herpes on my face"
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
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